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My favourite joke

Posted by 5lip5tr3am3r Oct. 22, 2009 @ 4:35 PM EDT

How do you make God laugh ?

Tell him your plans.

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Oct. 22, 2009 | 5:21 PM zerogeass says:

WIN!

Oct. 23, 2009 | 12:34 PM 5lip5tr3am3r responds:

If that's in response to the joke, glad you liked it.

Oct. 24, 2009 | 12:01 AM Westies says:

Hah, good joke.

Oct. 24, 2009 | 1:48 PM 5lip5tr3am3r responds:

Thanks man

Oct. 25, 2009 | 6:02 AM Suffering says:

my favorite joke
there is a god

Oct. 25, 2009 | 10:01 AM 5lip5tr3am3r responds:

Shun the nonbeleiver... SHUNNNNNNNNNN

Oct. 25, 2009 | 8:41 PM EMOxxxCHICKA says:

god has a sense of humor, just look at a platypus.

Oct. 27, 2009 | 2:03 PM 5lip5tr3am3r responds:

I... well... uh...

Yeah.

I could start ranting about the rather dark and indeed quite twisted sense of humour a theoretical supreme being might have, but...

Bless you EmoXXXChicka, for your lack of cynicism and youthful, optimistic outlook.

May the forces of entropy and chaos pass you by and leave you in peace.

Oct. 25, 2009 | 9:33 PM LordZeebmork says:

mayun u funnAY..........

Oct. 27, 2009 | 1:43 PM 5lip5tr3am3r responds:

I think I detect just an iota of sarcasm here Zeeb

Ok, I won't give up my day job and become a stand up comic just yet then...

Updated: Oct. 27, 2009, 1:53 PM
Oct. 26, 2009 | 11:04 PM zrb says:

idontgetit:(

Oct. 27, 2009 | 1:48 PM 5lip5tr3am3r responds:

Don't sweat it - it's just another way of saying -

"Don't schedule your life too far ahead because the chaotic x factors will always defeat your careful planning"

Sometimes aims and objectives and goals look great on paper, but in practice they won't work. No battle plan survives reality.

Oct. 29, 2009 | 6:18 PM krumpingkatie says:

Theres a guinea pig on my leg

Oct. 31, 2009 | 2:19 PM 5lip5tr3am3r responds:

Stay calm Snake...
Whatever you do, you must stay calm !
Those critters can smell your fear and will spit their deadly venom into your eyes if they detect any nervousness...
If it bites you, you are going to have to exercise as intensely as possible in order to burn the toxins out of your system before they incapacitate you.
We're dispatching a backup team, help is on the way just hang on for as long as you can.
Remember you were trained by the best, you can make it !

Oct. 31, 2009 | 8:54 AM Suffering says:

when i get my fill im chilly chill

Oct. 31, 2009 | 1:58 PM 5lip5tr3am3r responds:

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage

Nov. 2, 2009 | 12:00 PM GOTHCLAWZ says:

: L

Nov. 2, 2009 | 6:03 PM 5lip5tr3am3r responds:

What are you trying to say Conal ? You're going to have to give me a clue...

Nov. 5, 2009 | 9:48 AM RANDOMFURRIE says:

I will now allow myself laugh for a brink moment. Good joke!

Nov. 5, 2009 | 11:47 AM 5lip5tr3am3r responds:

I can't take the credit for it it is very old... but thanks I'm glad you liked it !

Nov. 5, 2009 | 12:27 PM VGDictator says:

I like chocolate.

This nonsense comment was brought to you by Isshiki Kotonashi.

Nov. 6, 2009 | 12:27 PM 5lip5tr3am3r responds:

Your Anecdote has been accepted.

Snappy Comeback not found.

Nov. 9, 2009 | 8:13 PM Etheral117 says:

If a tree falls in the forest, but no one's around to hear it...

Does it make a sound?

Nov. 10, 2009 | 12:21 PM 5lip5tr3am3r responds:

Due to the conversion of Kinetic energy as the tree impacts with the ground, compressing air molecules in the locality, this event will result in an emanation of sonic energy, (that is, a sound), regardless of whether there is anyone listening or not.

I do like zen koans, but some are better than others.

Nov. 10, 2009 | 5:20 PM Etheral117 says:

Why is transport by LAND called SHIPment,

And transport by SEA called CARgo?

Nov. 11, 2009 | 1:28 PM 5lip5tr3am3r responds:

You're aware that access to the cargo area is strictly prohibited ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ nLZmfwbhU

Nov. 11, 2009 | 7:58 AM Black-Ops says:

Your name reminds me of deadmau5. :)

Nov. 11, 2009 | 1:19 PM 5lip5tr3am3r responds:

I <3 Ghosts N Stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7 ArUgxtlJs

Nov. 20, 2009 | 7:03 PM Etheral117 says:

Touche

Nov. 21, 2009 | 1:50 PM 5lip5tr3am3r responds:

Touche, Sir Rob... Touche....

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/
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